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How am I supposed to know if the bride is?

April 6th, 2010
Thomas asked:


I was visiting a foreign bride website. The site includes many details about the women: their height, their eye color, their weight, their hair color, their relgion, etc.–basically a huge description. There are also photos of the brides. But there is one detail that is not mentioned on the site: Whether or not the bride is a virgin.

Frankly, this makes me angry. Why would the site provide so many details about the bride, but not include her virginity status? How am I supposed to know if the bride is a virgin? I don’t want her if she’s done sexual things with another guy.

Oh, and some people are probably going to criticize me by saying that it’s wrong for me to expect a virgin. But I am a virgin (I’ve never had a girlfriend before, actually – why else would I be so desperate as to browse for a foreign bride?), so I have every right to expect a virgin.

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EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 31: THIS GODDESS is MY GODDESS (2) (International Dating)

October 27th, 2009
House-sitting with my FOREIGN Mail Order Bride, Tanja, who thinks I’ve been having other women over. (part 2) An ULTRA MODERN MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY: (Living with a wife from another country means EVERY SINGLE DAY is full of MISUNDERSTANDINGS!) (I have learned that HUMOR is as important as PATIENCE for both bride and groom!) (Is my mysterious Tanja … Georgian, Russian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Moldovan, Estonian or Finnish?) (Easily MEET, INTERVIEW and MARRY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, FOREIGN MAIL ORDER …

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