The Love Scout

streakingstreaker asked:


I’ve pondered keeping a mail order bride in my closet or bathroom, but beyond the cost of food and dodging the INS I’m concerned about the feelings of the woman.

If I bring her over here, is she looking at being affectionate with me as a sacrifice she grudgingly has to make, or is it possible that she will love me?

I have very little money but since very few of them speak English I think I can just sort of obfuscate and confuse them when she has concerns about living in squalor and only eating occasionally.

Is she better off with me, here in my poor little poopy apartment, or is she better in her homeland? Please help I am so lonely.

Hurme